- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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