- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I'm so punny.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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