Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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