- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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