- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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