It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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