- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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