- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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