- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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