Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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AIDS

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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