What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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