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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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