- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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