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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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