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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do black people eat? Food.

rent a cops

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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