if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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