What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

mexicans fishing

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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