What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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