- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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