Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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