- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Phew... it's gone.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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