- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

you see theres this guy.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Your're racist.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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