3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Kevin and Ramin

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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