Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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