- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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