- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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