A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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