whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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