What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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