A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Chuck Norris.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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