Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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it was all Tagart

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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