- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Brain fart

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What city likes baseball the most? New York

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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