- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Racial Equality

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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