- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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