- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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