How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What's 9+10? 19

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Emily Walker.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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