- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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