- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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