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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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