- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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