- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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