When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

why did your mum die young because she had canser

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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