- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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