- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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