What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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