What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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This is a joke.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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knock knock who's there? faith

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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