qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Good job, son.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Burp

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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