what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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