- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A gay man watches football.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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