Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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