- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

your face

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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