- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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