- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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