- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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