- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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