An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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