What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Knock knock It's open, come in

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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