what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Adam Chebali is awesome

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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