- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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