- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Urban ghettos

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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