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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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