What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Ready for something funny? nothing

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Go away still nothing to see

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

God is real.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I have cancer. And you're next.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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