- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

A black person dies.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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