Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

rent a cops

Do the roar!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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