Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

miha kako si?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

you give like i give lomain

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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