A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Penis

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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