Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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