A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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