your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

read this sentence again.

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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