- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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