- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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