- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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