- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

womens rights

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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