What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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