- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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