- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's 2+2? Fish

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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