What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A dyslexic blind man

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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