- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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