yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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