- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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