Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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