Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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women's rights

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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