- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

women's rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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