- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

where's mom I killed her

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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