- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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