- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Women's rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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