why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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