What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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The New York Giants

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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