- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A jew enters a mall.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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