a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

One, two, three, four and five

I wrote a funny joke.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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