- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Lololol

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

you see theres this guy.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do I hate? people

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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