- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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