- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A woman walks into a bar.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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