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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

No your aunties a joke

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Ross.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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