- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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