- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Charlie Sheen is winning

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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