- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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