Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Women's professional sports

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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