- Anti Joke

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.