- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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