- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I have a really funny joke.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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