Golf.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

God is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why dont they make black forks

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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