Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A man did not like this site

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

you give like i give lomain

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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