My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Golf.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ready for something funny? nothing

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Go away still nothing to see

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Black people in Camden NJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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