Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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