- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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