One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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