- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!