- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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