- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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