- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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