"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Okay.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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