- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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