- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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