- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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