-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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