- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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