what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your big dick.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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