you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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