Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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