Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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