- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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