- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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