- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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