- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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