- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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