- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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