- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Ross.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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