- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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