- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

God is real.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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