whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Im gay What about you

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

this website even though its hilarious.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

alert('The Game')

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's up? Your time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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