What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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