- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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