Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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