- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

were you expecting a joke

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your so fat. your fat!

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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