- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Tony Romo

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's stupid a light bulb.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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