- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice