- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A dancer walks into a barre

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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