Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

who is really lanky? james cornish

The duck didn't cross the road.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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