What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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cory is gay

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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