Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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