A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A American seeking into mexico

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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