- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what's white and sticky semen

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

pull my finger (farts)

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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