men's rights activists

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I walk into a bar...

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A lot eh?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

womens rights.

Immigration Laws

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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read me write me

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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