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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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