how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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