- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Your mother is so fat.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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