Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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