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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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