what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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black people swimming

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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