- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Your mother is so fat.

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