What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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