- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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