who do we all like george goodburn

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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