Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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