You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Indians

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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