11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

woman's rights

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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