What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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the sky is green no it is not

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Hey Shea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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