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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How High is a Chinese man

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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