How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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