- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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