- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Emily Walker.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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